Winter in New Jersey Sucks!
Posted by armpitofamerica on February 4, 2010
What the hell is up with weather in New Jersey this winter? Our state is going to be barraged by up to two feet of snow this weekend. Yeah, I know some other states are gonna have it worse, but those states don’t matter. Is Maryland even a state? I forget sometimes.
Anyway, this will be the third snowstorm to hit the Armpit of America this season. And it is the third snowstorm that will occur on a Saturday. And this is the third weekend where the weather has ruined my plans.
I was all set to go to Atlantic City yet again. If you’ve kept up with this blog, you’d know that I spend all the important holidays in AC, like Halloween, Christmas, and the Saturday After Martin Luther King Day. Well, I was all set to celebrate the Weekend Before Valentine’s Day in Atlantic City, but now those plans have been canceled. Thanks a lot, you worthless cumulus clouds!
According to that stupid groundhog out in Pennsylvania, we have six more weeks of winter. One weekend of those six is already ruined. Let’s hope the other five are okay. If not, I say it’s groundhog hunting season out in our neighbor to the left. Who’s with me?
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