Posted by armpitofamerica on September 28, 2010
Our governor can kick your governor's ass...but ours has the bigger target.
While I don’t think too highly of Chris Christie, New Jersey’s redundantly named governor, he did something pretty badass the other day while throwing his weight around in the national political arena. At a campaign event for Meg Whitman, who’s running to replace Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor of California, a guy in the audience started heckling the candidate. You can’t really hear it in the video, but the guy apparently said that Ms. Whitman looks like Mr. Schwarzenegger in a dress. Ha!
Anyway, Mr. Christie wasn’t about to let some crybaby liberal insult his fellow bloodsucking republican. He got out of his chair, waddled over to the heckler, and stared him down like an angry buffalo. He then yelled at the guy, saying how people like him are what’s dividing this country. You can see the video here.
Now, I could go on rant about how screwed up his policies are, but I’ll hold back for now. Especially since now I have to live in fear that if I ever say anything bad about him, Chris Christie will stampede his way over to my house, wag his sausage-like finger in my face, and lecture me. So instead, let’s just think about Arnold Schwarzenegger in a dress:
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Posted by armpitofamerica on June 8, 2010
Well I’m back from vacation. After spending a week in California, it’s great to be back in the Armpit of America. Now that I’m back, you can expect me to post more regularly. And you can expect a couple entries comparing New Jersey to that state on the west coast in the near future. Who needs California and its beautiful scenery, laid back atmosphere, and readily available medical marijuana anyway?
Now onto some other stuff. About two weeks ago, I got an e-mail from someone at a PR company. She told me that her company is launching a new website and a campaign aimed at defending New Jersey from all the bullying it falls victim to. The name of the campaign? “Jersey Doesn’t Stink.” Naturally, I assumed this was all a joke. Who in their right mind would spend the time to create a website defending the Armpit of America (aside from me, of course).
Well, I was just notified that the site has launched and it is indeed real. It contains a petition to stand up for our little state. There’s also a hilarious video in which this guy walks around New York City asking people how they feel about New Jersey. So if you love New Jersey as much as I do, then go check out Jersey Doesn’t Stink and join their fight.
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