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after</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/j-woww-before-and-after.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J-Woww before and after</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/situation-before-and-after.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Situation before and after</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ronnie-before-and-after.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ronnie before and after</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sammi-before-and-after.png</image:loc><image:title>Sammi before and after</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/paulie-d-before-and-after.png</image:loc><image:title>Paulie D Before and After</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/snooki-before-and-after.png</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Before and After</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tan-mom-before.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tan Mom Before</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-13T02:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2012/06/06/bar-a-more-like-bar-eh/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-07T05:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2012/04/12/update-from-the-garden-state/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-07T03:13:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2012/04/25/jersey-devil-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jersey-devil-wine1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jersey devil wine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jersey-devil-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jersey devil wine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-17T03:49:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2012/05/12/the-puzzling-jersey-shore-puzzle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pieces1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pieces</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/puzzle-finished.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puzzle finished</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/deena-cankle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deena cankle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/deena-cankle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deena cankle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jwoww-boobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jwoww boobs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pauly-d-scalp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pauly D scalp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/snooki-eye1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki eye</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/snooki-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki eye</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pieces.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pieces</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/puzzle-box1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puzzle box</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-12T14:40:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2012/05/05/my-new-favorite-joke-about-new-jersey/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-05T14:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2012/02/14/a-sad-day-in-new-jersey/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-15T03:43:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/12/30/top-5-blog-posts-of-2011/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-30T16:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/12/18/drinking-the-jersey-shore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/label-closeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>label closeup</image:title><image:caption>It tastes like burning...and Snooki</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-19T02:59:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/12/10/eating-pizza-n-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-10T19:55:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/11/25/no-escape-from-escape-from-new-jersey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/escape-from-nj-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Escape from NJ 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/escape-from-nj-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Escape from NJ 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-03T18:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/10/31/killer-klowns-from-outer-space-a-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/killer-klowns-from-outer-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killer Klowns From Outer Space</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/klowns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>klowns</image:title><image:caption>The cast of "Jersey Shore" wishes everyone in New Jersey a Happy Halloween!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/klown-and-cocoons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>klown and cocoons</image:title><image:caption>What dead bodies?  This is just a giant furry pink lightbulb factory!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/debbie-with-klown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Debbie with klown</image:title><image:caption>Pictured above: A horrible beast with ridiculous hair, and an evil baby clown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/debbie-klown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>debbie klown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chris_christie_corpulent_clown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris_Christie_Corpulent_Clown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-16T16:27:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/11/05/the-most-surprising-thing-ive-ever-seen-in-new-jersey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/roosters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roosters</image:title><image:caption>Justin Timberlake could write a song about this pic...I'll let you figure out the title.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pony</image:title><image:caption>Something tells me this guy ended up as someone's dinner that night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-08T23:45:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/10/10/summer-is-over-so-i-took-some-pictures-to-make-it-last-longer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hotel-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotel 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hotel-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotel 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hotel-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotel 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ocean-shack-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ocean shack 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ocean-shack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ocean shack</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/turtle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/beach-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach fire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T02:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/08/24/two-reasons-why-i-love-living-at-the-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sunset-over-marina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset over marina</image:title><image:caption>Sunset over the marina</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/moonrise-at-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moonrise at beach</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-24T23:06:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/08/16/la-costa-de-jersia-andere-a-italia-or-the-jersey-shore-goes-to-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/theyre-back2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>They're back</image:title><image:caption>"Watch out, Italy, you's about ta get smushed!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/theyre-back1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>They're back</image:title><image:caption>"Watch out, Italy, you's about ta get smushed!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/theyre-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>They're back</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sitch-and-ron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sitch and Ron</image:title><image:caption>You couldn't possibly fit any more douche into this picture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jwoww-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jwoww face</image:title><image:caption>No, she's not surprised....that's just the Botox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/yuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yuck</image:title><image:caption>Dear Italy, They're your problem now.  Love, America</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/snooki-luggage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki luggage</image:title><image:caption>&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3  So cute!  &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-17T14:03:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/07/10/who-would-you-kick-out-of-new-jersey/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-10T14:54:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/06/21/my-latest-obsession-teresa-giudice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pretty-crazy-eyes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy eyes Teresa</image:title><image:caption>Try to look away.  I dare you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/unease-you1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pretty crazy eyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/crazy-eyes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy eyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pretty-crazy-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pretty crazy eyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/please-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>please you</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/unease-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unease you</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tease-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tease you</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/crazier-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazier eyes</image:title><image:caption>They stole my ingredientses!  My precious ingredientses!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gorgas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gorgas</image:title><image:caption>Teresa's sister-in-law and brother, who received his very own set of crazy, wideset eyes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/thegorgas-146x104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thegorgas-146x104</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-10T00:58:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/05/21/whats-stinking-in-new-jersey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/poop-truck1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poop truck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/poop-truck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poop truck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-21T16:05:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/05/10/our-fame-hungry-governor-meets-his-matches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chris-christie-2009-11-4-3-10-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris-christie-2009-11-4-3-10-33</image:title><image:caption>"Four-year-olds are great...especially when paired with a 12-year-old scotch.  Delicious!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-10T16:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/04/24/top-5-things-im-looking-forward-to-this-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/traffic-jam1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>traffic-jam</image:title><image:caption>No shore traffic for me this summer - definitely looking forward to that!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/corn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/traffic-jam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>traffic-jam</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/boardwalk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boardwalk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dscn3155.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3155</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-15T01:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/06/14/bar-a-is-a-okay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dscn3879.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3879</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dscn3877.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3877</image:title><image:caption>There aren't enough palm trees and cabanas in the world to make you forget you're still at a trashy shore bar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dscn3876.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3876</image:title><image:caption>Bar A's new tattoo menu.  I almost got a tramp stamp of "I &lt;3 The Situation."  Almost.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/baramainlogo.gif</image:loc><image:title>baramainlogo</image:title><image:caption>Anyone who actually calls it that = obvious benny</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-24T14:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/04/09/jersey-shore-season-3-recap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/deena_watto-580x913.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deena_watto-580x913</image:title><image:caption>No caption needed for this one - it's hilarious enough on its own.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/paulyd_chewbacca-580x874.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paulyd_chewbacca-580x874</image:title><image:caption>I think it's actually easier to understand Chewbacca than Pauly D.'s ghetto New England accent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vinnie_lukeskywalker-580x771.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vinnie_lukeskywalker-580x771</image:title><image:caption>Like my outfit?  My mom picked it out for me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ronniesam_hanleia-580x566.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ronniesam_hanleia-580x566</image:title><image:caption>Just like the real Han Solo and Princess Leia, minus the witty one-liners, good looks, intelligence, personality, sophistication, courage, ingenuity...ok, they're nothing like Han and Leia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thesituation_darthvader1-580x902.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thesituation_darthvader1-580x902</image:title><image:caption>What a piece of Sith!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jwowwsnooki_droids-580x583.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jwowwsnooki_droids-580x583</image:title><image:caption>"Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-09T15:01:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/04/07/you-never-know-who-youll-run-into-at-the-jersey-shore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/turkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-24T22:30:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/03/24/would-you-vote-chris-christie-for-president/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chris-christie-2009-11-4-3-10-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris-christie-2009-11-4-3-10-33</image:title><image:caption>"My first presidential appointee - Paula Deen as White House chef"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-25T23:04:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/01/12/snookis-book-doesnt-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dscn4345.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN4345</image:title><image:caption>I actually enjoyed it.  Really.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dscn4344.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN4344</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-25T01:31:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/03/09/a-taste-of-jersey-in-a-can/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/jersey-tomatoes-can.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jersey Tomatoes Can</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/finished-soup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finished soup</image:title><image:caption>Jerseylicious!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cooking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooking</image:title><image:caption>Kinda looks like a toilet at a Turnpike rest stop, no?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/taste-test.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taste test</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/inside-can.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inside can</image:title><image:caption>See?  No used condoms, hypodermic needles, or amputated body parts.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-08T22:36:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/03/06/armpitnj-com-exclusive-snookis-first-draft/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/snooki-book-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Book 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/snooki-book-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Book 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/snooki-book-4.png</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Book 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/snooki-book-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Book 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/snooki-book-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Book 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/snooki-book-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Book 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/snooki-book-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Book 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-02T07:50:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/03/01/resorts-hotel-and-casino-not-much-of-a-resort-hotel-or-casino/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/old-lady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old lady</image:title><image:caption>I think this old lady looked more like Madonna than the professional Madonna impersonator.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/resorts-atlantic-city.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resorts-atlantic-city</image:title><image:caption>Caution: blatant false advertising!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-08T13:23:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/10/09/an-evening-with-michael-pollan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/no-garden-state.png</image:loc><image:title>No-Garden-State</image:title><image:caption>Hahahah never heard that one before....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-21T23:13:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/02/15/a-little-slice-of-texas-at-the-jersey-shore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jersey-shore-bbq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jersey Shore BBQ</image:title><image:caption>This place gets the Chris Christie seal of approval!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-16T05:25:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/01/25/book-review-good-night-new-jersey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/newjerseyr21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewJerseyR2</image:title><image:caption>Good morning, copyright infringement!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/newjerseyr2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewJerseyR2</image:title><image:caption>Good morning, copyright infringment!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/newjerseycover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewJerseyCover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-26T04:27:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/01/21/top-5-search-terms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jwoww2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jwoww2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-06-30T04:08:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/01/17/winter-in-new-jersey-still-sucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/baramainlogo.gif</image:loc><image:title>baramainlogo</image:title><image:caption>...except during the winter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-18T04:50:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2011/01/03/i-wrote-a-guest-blog/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-17T23:28:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/12/31/top-5-blog-posts-of-2010/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-01T01:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/12/06/snooki-wrote-a-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/snooki-hat.png</image:loc><image:title>Snooki hat</image:title><image:caption>Like, I'm an author, y'all!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/snooki-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki book</image:title><image:caption>Excerpt from the book: "See Snooki.  See Snooki hump.  Hump Snooki hump."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-07T16:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/11/26/top-5-reasons-belmar-is-better-than-new-brunswick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/new-brunswick-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new brunswick sign</image:title><image:caption>I suggest you turn around.  Photo by city-data.com.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-23T13:48:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/11/16/you-know-youre-in-nj-when/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/porkroll-van.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Porkroll van</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-17T14:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/11/12/pee-wee-herman-is-amazing%e2%80%a6infinity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/miss-yvonne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miss Yvonne</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pee-wee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pee-wee-theater2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee theater</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pee-wee-theater1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee theater</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pee-wee-theater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee theater</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pee-wee-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee sign</image:title><image:caption>I know you are but what am I?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-13T14:01:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/11/07/my-snook-o-lantern/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-08T04:57:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/11/03/my-halloweekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dscn4244.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN4244</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dscn42341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN4234</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dscn4234.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN4234</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-03T22:34:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/10/22/my-first-trip-to-sussex-county/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dscn39541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3954</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dscn3954.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3954</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/nj-counties-new.gif</image:loc><image:title>nj-counties-new</image:title><image:caption>Sussex County: Just the tip of the armpit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-26T12:26:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/10/19/south-park-goes-jersey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kyle.png</image:loc><image:title>Kyle</image:title><image:caption>"It's a Jersey thing."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/snooki-monster.png</image:loc><image:title>Snooki-monster</image:title><image:caption>I still think she's adorable!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sheila.png</image:loc><image:title>Sheila</image:title><image:caption>Sheila Broflovski</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/swoww.png</image:loc><image:title>swoww</image:title><image:caption>S-WOWW Tittybang!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T18:30:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/10/05/the-wild-the-inebriated-and-the-e-street-shuffle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dscn3958.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3958</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-07T04:37:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/09/21/dave-coulier-walks-into-the-armpit-of-america-and-stinks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dscn39441.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3944</image:title><image:caption>Cut-it-out...Please!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dave-coulier-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave Coulier 2</image:title><image:caption>Try to keep your pants on, ladies; it's Dave Coulier!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dscn3944.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3944</image:title><image:caption>Try to keep your panties on, ladies; it's Dave Coulier!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-24T12:31:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/09/06/belmar-the-first-48-hours/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/belmar-clams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Belmar-clams</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-07T03:50:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/08/25/%e2%80%9cjersey-shore%e2%80%9d-episode-4-recap-yawwwwn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/letter.png</image:loc><image:title>letter</image:title><image:caption>How many errors can you find?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/south-park.png</image:loc><image:title>south park</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pensive-sammi.png</image:loc><image:title>pensive sammi</image:title><image:caption>"Hmmm...So if Professor Plum was in the conservatory with the lead pipe, and the gunman was on the grassy knoll, and I carry the one and divide by seven...nope, I still can't put two and two together."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/wildenstein.png</image:loc><image:title>wildenstein</image:title><image:caption>You left Sammi at home for this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki-bear.png</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Bear</image:title><image:caption>&lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-26T03:35:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/08/23/new-jerseys-ghetto-barber-shops/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/haircut.png</image:loc><image:title>haircut</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fro-hawk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fro-hawk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fro</image:title><image:caption>Little known fact:  Dustin Diamond and I are first cousins.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-09T23:54:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/07/12/3rd-of-july-waterfront-park/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dscn3915.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3915</image:title><image:caption>Well this looks perfectly safe...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dscn39121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fireworks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dscn3912.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3912</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-24T03:06:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/08/18/%e2%80%9cjersey-shore%e2%80%9d-episode-3-recap-snooking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snookie-dog.png</image:loc><image:title>Snookie dog</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't think of a fitting caption.  If anyone has any ideas, leave it in a comment below.  The winning caption may or may not get a prize!  (but probably not)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki-bundy.png</image:loc><image:title>Snooki Bundy</image:title><image:caption>Judge for yourself...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/vinny-snooki-crab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vinny Snooki Crab</image:title><image:caption>Vinny with a trophy of his conquest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/j-woww-tits.png</image:loc><image:title>J-WOWW tits</image:title><image:caption>Finally the girls have a chance to breath.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pelican.png</image:loc><image:title>Pelican</image:title><image:caption>Okay that was unfair insult to an innocent pelican.  I take it back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ronnie-haircut.png</image:loc><image:title>Ronnie haircut</image:title><image:caption>Still looks like a douche...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-19T00:10:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/08/11/%e2%80%9cjersey-shore%e2%80%9d-episode-2-recap-tranny-shops-dirty-chicken-and-gelato/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/shirts.png</image:loc><image:title>shirts</image:title><image:caption>"Purple shirt or yellow shirt?  Blue eye shadow or gold?  Panties or thong?  Light or super absorbent?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tanny-bug-eyes.png</image:loc><image:title>Tanny Bug Eyes</image:title><image:caption>Say goodbye to Sammi Sweetheart and hello to Tanny Bug Eyes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jwoww-tits.png</image:loc><image:title>Jwoww tits</image:title><image:caption>No boobs here, just two lumps of silicone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ronnie-smush.png</image:loc><image:title>Ronnie Smush</image:title><image:caption>"HULK SMASH....BUT...RONNIE SMUSH"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-27T13:42:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/08/04/jersey-shore-episode-1-recap-two-girls-one-creep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/angelina.png</image:loc><image:title>Angelina</image:title><image:caption>BOO!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/2-girls-1-creep.png</image:loc><image:title>2 girls 1 creep</image:title><image:caption>Two girls one creep</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/vinny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vinny</image:title><image:caption>Fishing for crabs by day, fishing for crabs by night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/situation.png</image:loc><image:title>Situation</image:title><image:caption>Can't ya go any faster, Paaaaullyyy?  I wanna make it to Flaw-ree-duh in time for the early bird dinner special!  Soup, salad, and entree for only $11.99!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jersey-shore-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jersey shore cast</image:title><image:caption>You can never have too much tan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-05T00:45:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/07/29/shes-baaaaaaaccckkk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snooki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title><image:caption>All hail the Pumpkin Queen!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-30T03:24:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/07/21/a-beautiful-day-in-my-neighborhood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/truck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>truck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>street</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-10-17T13:08:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/07/07/top-5-overplayed-jersey-shore-cover-band-songs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jon_bon_jovi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jon_bon_jovi</image:title><image:caption>Jon Bon Jovi or Jersey girl - I'm still not sure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-20T21:27:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/12/22/top-5-pretentious-restaurants-in-new-brunswick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/food2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>food</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/food1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>food</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>food</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-22T12:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/03/14/in-case-you-didnt-know-nj-is-corrupt/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-07T01:36:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/06/30/welcome-to-summer-in-new-jersey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dscn38961.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moussaka</image:title><image:caption>Moussaka!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dscn3896.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3896</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dscn3895.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3895</image:title><image:caption>Who doesn't love unidentifiable meat on a stick?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/band.jpg</image:loc><image:title>band</image:title><image:caption>The poor man's B-Street Band</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lobsters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lobsters</image:title><image:caption>Look!  It's the cast of "Jersey Shore"!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dscn3888.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crabs</image:title><image:caption>How many crabs do you think are in this one scene?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/taverna1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taverna</image:title><image:caption>Taverna:  Greek for hot, crowed vinyl tent</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/taverna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taverna</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/butterfly-fries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butterfly fries</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-19T01:55:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/06/20/new-poll-shows-what-we-already-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/newjersey.gif</image:loc><image:title>newjersey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-21T03:09:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/02/02/top-5-songs-about-new-jersey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bon-jovi1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bon jovi</image:title><image:caption>Is this Jon Bon Jovi or a Jersey girl?  I sure can't tell!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bon-jovi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bon jovi</image:title><image:caption>Is this Jon Bon Jovi or a Jersey girl?  I sure can't tell!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-12T23:36:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/04/15/the-best-of-nj-wprb-103-3-fm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wprb.gif</image:loc><image:title>wprb</image:title><image:caption>That stands for "We Play Reallygoodmusic, Bitch!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T15:09:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/06/08/more-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/stink.png</image:loc><image:title>stink</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-18T00:45:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/05/29/stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/new-jersey.png</image:loc><image:title>new-jersey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-29T15:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/05/23/jersey-city-pimpin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pimp2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pimp2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pimp1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pimp1</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Margaret Schmidt/The Jersey Journal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-10T22:51:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/05/18/ocean-city-part-iii-monkey-bread-and-shark-abortions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3197.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3197</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn31961.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3196</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3196.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3196</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3184.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3184</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3191</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3192.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3192</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3179.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3179</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-19T03:37:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/05/13/ocean-city-part-ii-the-archaic-arcade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3194.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3194</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn31711.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3171</image:title><image:caption>To paraphrase Bruce Springsteen:  Did you hear the cops finally busted Madam Marie...for prostitution.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3171</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3159</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/simpsons.png</image:loc><image:title>simpsons</image:title><image:caption>While shopping for some cans, an old man passed away / He floated up toward Heaven, but got lost along the way / Now he's the love-matic Grampa / The wise Socratic Grampa / And he'll fill our hearts with looove!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3165</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn31631.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3163</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3163.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3163</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3157.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3157</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn31681.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3168</image:title><image:caption>Not surpringly, "The Situation" is the level right next to "Girl"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-14T03:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/05/07/state-vs-state-idaho/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/blank-map-of-the-united-states2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new map</image:title><image:caption>Idaho? No Udaho now, bitch!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/blank-map-of-the-united-states1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new map</image:title><image:caption>Idaho?  No Udaho now, bitch!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/blank-map-of-the-united-states.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank-map-of-the-united-states</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/idahostquarcir_rev.jpg</image:loc><image:title>idahoStquarCir_rev</image:title><image:caption>"Esto Perpetua" - Latin for "This state sucks!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2565potato.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2565potato</image:title><image:caption>Bruce Willis - an Idaho icon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-30T07:45:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/05/11/ocean-city-part-i-pizza-wars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3187.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3187</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3189.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3189</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3186.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3186</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn31731.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3173</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3173.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3173</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn31851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3185</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3185.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3185</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3174.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3174</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3177.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3177</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn3176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3176</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-12T12:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/05/03/my-trip-to-ikea-the-slideshow/</loc><lastmod>2022-08-01T12:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/04/29/rutgers-day-ag-field-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dscn3139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3139</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dscn3135.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3135</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dscn3149.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3149</image:title><image:caption>More like "Who?" and "Whatever happened to her?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dscn3128.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3128</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dscn3130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3130</image:title><image:caption>Rutgers: the official university of the Armpit of America</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-30T03:37:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/04/25/whats-worse-than-flying-to-afghanistan/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-27T10:12:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/04/20/a-touch-of-sweden-on-the-turnpike/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dscn3121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3121</image:title><image:caption>In case you didn't know, IKEA sells meatballs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dscn3119.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3119</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dscn3112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3112</image:title><image:caption>The showroom toilet, with a helpful message.  I had the urge to buy some meatballs and throw in here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dscn3117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3117</image:title><image:caption>What did you just call my door mat?  Oh yeah, well your Oriental rug is a sluta!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ikea-front1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IKEA front</image:title><image:caption>If you see this much blue and gold and it's too early for Chanukah, you're probably at an IKEA.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ikea-front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IKEA front</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-14T13:16:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/04/08/the-weekend-before-presidents-day-weekend-in-atlantic-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/censored.jpg</image:loc><image:title>censored</image:title><image:caption>Wordpress won't let me put up any pictures of the event.  Perhaps that's for the best....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-09T03:29:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/04/01/top-5-new-jersey-towns-with-stupid-names/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ho-ho-kus1.png</image:loc><image:title>Ho-Ho-Kus</image:title><image:caption>Because you can never have too many hyphens...or hos...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ho-ho-kus.png</image:loc><image:title>Ho-Ho-Kus</image:title><image:caption>Yes, there is really a town in New Jersey called Ho-Ho-Kus.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-03T17:40:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/03/27/chris-christie-is-a-scumbag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chris-christie-2009-11-4-3-10-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris-christie-2009-11-4-3-10-33</image:title><image:caption>"What are you talking about?  I love kids!  Especially with a side of onion rings or creamed spinach! (Photo by AP)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chris-christie-taskforcejpg-0682cf2992870b4c_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris-christie-taskforcejpg-0682cf2992870b4c_large</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-09T04:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/03/21/i-ate-a-jersey-burger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/burger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burger</image:title><image:caption>Mmmm......New Jersey....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-22T00:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/03/17/the-soon-to-be-former-new-jersey-nets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/20070129njnets.gif</image:loc><image:title>20070129njnets</image:title><image:caption>So you call yourselves The Nets but have Saturn on your logo?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-18T00:35:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/03/09/top-5-bruce-songs-about-new-jersey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bruce1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bruce</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bruce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bruce</image:title><image:caption>I wish my Jew-fro looked half as good as that...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-12-04T20:02:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/03/02/book-review-living-on-the-edge-of-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book</image:title><image:caption>NJ is the edge of the world?  More like center of Hell!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-03T14:26:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/02/24/the-best-of-nj-adventure-aquarium/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octopus</image:title><image:caption>Few things in life are more beautiful than the underside of an octopus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/spider-crab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spider crab</image:title><image:caption>According to the sign next to the tank, "Giant Spider Crabs are found in the deep waters surrounding Japan...and in Snooki's crotch.  Seriously."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hippo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hippo</image:title><image:caption>What's the difference between this hippo and Governor Chris Christie?  20 pounds!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bird1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bird</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to New Jersey....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bird</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/penguins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>penguins</image:title><image:caption>"We'll put our happy feet up your happy ass if you don't let us back in!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/turtle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/horsehoe1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horsehoe</image:title><image:caption>Hey little guy!  I ran into a hundred of your dead relatives at Sandy Hook!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/horsehoe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horsehoe</image:title><image:caption>Hey little guy!  I just saw a hundred of your dead relatives at Sandy Hook!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-26T01:46:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/02/19/how-does-the-jersey-shore-feel-about-jersey-shore-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-20T01:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/02/14/the-olympics-opening-ceremony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/shaun-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shaun white</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/melissa-rivers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>melissa rivers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/carrot-top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carrot top</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/olympics-icon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olympics icon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/olympics-icon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olympics icon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-22T23:12:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/02/09/state-vs-state-pennsylvania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/philly-cheesesteak-by-wikimediadotorg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>philly-cheesesteak-by-wikimediadotorg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/amish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amish</image:title><image:caption>The Amish version of horse power.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/penn-quarter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>penn quarter</image:title><image:caption>They obviously didn't have enough room for Pennsylvania's official slogan: "Virtue, Liberty, Independence, and Stupid Wedges"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-14T03:15:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/02/04/winter-in-new-jersey-sucks/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-05T13:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/01/28/mtv%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cjersey-shore%e2%80%9d-last-episode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kiss.png</image:loc><image:title>kiss</image:title><image:caption>Last screenshot of the season.  You're welcome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title><image:caption>It never gets old...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/yellow-hat.png</image:loc><image:title>yellow hat</image:title><image:caption>"The FUCK?!?!!?!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-creep.png</image:loc><image:title>Mike creep</image:title><image:caption>Mike's pick-up line:  "Is there a boogey board in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title><image:caption>In case you haven't noticed, I love posting this pic!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-29T04:48:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/01/21/mtv%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cjersey-shore%e2%80%9d-episode-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/creepy1.png</image:loc><image:title>creepy</image:title><image:caption>Let's hope this guy likes pumpkin pie...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lady-snooki.png</image:loc><image:title>pumpkin marmalade</image:title><image:caption>" Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"  Uhhh, no thanks...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-bitch1.png</image:loc><image:title>Mike bitch</image:title><image:caption>"Maury, my mama can't control me   OH FUCK Y'ALL!  FUCK Y'ALL!  YOU DON'T KNOW ME!  YOU DON'T KNOW ME!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-bitch.png</image:loc><image:title>Mike bitch</image:title><image:caption>"Maury, my mama can't control me -   OH FUCK Y'ALL!  FUCK Y'ALL!  YOU DON'T KNOW ME!  YOU DON'T KNOW ME!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pauly-phone.png</image:loc><image:title>pauly phone</image:title><image:caption>"Sorry girl, no little pizza bagels in our future!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hide-the-pickle.png</image:loc><image:title>hide the pickle</image:title><image:caption>This picture doesn't even need a witty caption.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-face.png</image:loc><image:title>Mike face</image:title><image:caption>Speaking of smug little punk bitches...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-11T21:44:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/01/25/the-saturday-after-martin-luther-king-day-in-atlantic-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/game-on-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Game On Girl</image:title><image:caption>Atlantic City - even the murals in the bathrooms are sleazy...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-26T03:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/01/16/mtv%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cjersey-shore%e2%80%9d-episode-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/j-woww-punch.png</image:loc><image:title>J-WOWW punch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-kiss.png</image:loc><image:title>Mike kiss</image:title><image:caption>"If I can't make out with Vinny, this is the next best thing."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike</image:title><image:caption>"Uh, try Louis Vuitton...and there's four of them, not three"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/j-woww-tits.png</image:loc><image:title>J-WOWW tits</image:title><image:caption>Putting the WOW in J-WOWW</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sammi-yelling.png</image:loc><image:title>Sammi yelling</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-22T19:08:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/01/12/weed-in-the-garden-state/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/marijuana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marijuana</image:title><image:caption>Put that in your pipe and smoke it - legally!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-15T17:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/01/09/jersey-shore-episode-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fight.png</image:loc><image:title>fight</image:title><image:caption>A blur of sweat, steroids, and STDs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/creepy.png</image:loc><image:title>creepy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/flintstone.png</image:loc><image:title>flintstone</image:title><image:caption>Wiiiiillllmmmmaaaaa!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-sister.png</image:loc><image:title>mike sister</image:title><image:caption>You can see the resemblance in the eyebrows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-laundry.png</image:loc><image:title>mike laundry</image:title><image:caption>"Please remember to use fabric softener this time!  Oh, and they're called delicates for a reason - low cycle, please!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-12T02:56:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/01/07/no-gay-marriage-in-the-armpit-of-america/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-08T01:54:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/01/05/new-jersey-personalities-cory-booker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cory_booker1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cory_Booker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cory_booker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cory_Booker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-17T15:21:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2010/01/03/mtvs-jersey-shore-episode-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/flaming.png</image:loc><image:title>flaming</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sea-pumpkin1.png</image:loc><image:title>sea pumpkin</image:title><image:caption>PUMPKING OVERBOARD!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sea-pumpkin.png</image:loc><image:title>sea pumpkin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki-lobster1.png</image:loc><image:title>Snooki lobster</image:title><image:caption>"Why have lobster when you can eat my pumpkin pie?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki-lobster.png</image:loc><image:title>Snooki lobster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ronnie-mother1.png</image:loc><image:title>Ronnie mother</image:title><image:caption>I'd be a little cranky too if that thing came out of my vagina...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snooki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ronnie-mother.png</image:loc><image:title>Ronnie mother</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-04T02:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/12/31/christmas-in-atlantic-city/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-31T07:05:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/12/19/mtvs-jersey-shore-episode-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pussy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ARREST PHOTO.jpg</image:title><image:caption>This is the pathetic douche that likes punching girls.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mrs-snooki.png</image:loc><image:title>mrs.snooki</image:title><image:caption>I think Snooki's father must be black...or the Great Pumpkin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/zebra1.png</image:loc><image:title>zebra</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/zebra.png</image:loc><image:title>zebra</image:title><image:caption>Why be blonde or brunette when you can be both?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tan.png</image:loc><image:title>tan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sammironnie2.png</image:loc><image:title>sammironnie</image:title><image:caption>"...you go tanning without me, you leave the cap off my lip gloss..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sammironnie1.png</image:loc><image:title>sammironnie</image:title><image:caption>"...you go tanning without me, you leave the cap off my lip gloss..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sammironnie.png</image:loc><image:title>sammironnie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-19T10:45:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/12/16/state-vs-state-delaware/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/delaware-bridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Delaware bridge</image:title><image:caption>The Delaware Memorial Bridge AKA Sarah Palin's bridge to nowhere.  Photo courtesy www.drba.net</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/delastquarcir_rev.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delaStquarCir_rev</image:title><image:caption>In case you didn't know, DELAWARE WAS THE FIRST STATE!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T07:07:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/12/05/mtvs-jersey-shore-episode-1-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guido-hair.png</image:loc><image:title>guido hair</image:title><image:caption>I bet this guy gives his pubes the same treatment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jwoww2.png</image:loc><image:title>jwoww2</image:title><image:caption>J-WOWW!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jwoww.png</image:loc><image:title>JWOWW</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mike1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/angelina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angelina</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ronnie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ronnie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/j-woww.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J-Woww</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vinny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vinny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sammi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sammi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-15T14:20:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/12/14/mtvs-jersey-shore-review-episode-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/seagull-crab.png</image:loc><image:title>seagull crab</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/goodbye.png</image:loc><image:title>goodbye</image:title><image:caption>The self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of the Jersey Shore leaves us too soon.  Who will fill the void now?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bitch-face.png</image:loc><image:title>bitch face</image:title><image:caption>How can anyone hold a phone that looks like that and not smile?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rejected-mike.png</image:loc><image:title>rejected mike</image:title><image:caption>"The Situtation isn't used to this kind of situation where The Situation gets rejected.  Situation situation.  Situation?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-24T12:41:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/12/08/why-gay-marriage-should-be-allowed-in-nj/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-20T19:02:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/12/02/the-best-of-new-jersey-delicious-orchards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cookies-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cookies 2</image:title><image:caption>Compare this to the ingredient list of a box of Oreos and tell me which sounds better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bag</image:title><image:caption>Unfortunately, I forgot to bring my camera.  To make up for it, here's a picture of a bag!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-03T19:10:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/11/27/fwd-rules-for-new-jersey-drivers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/traffic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>traffic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>road</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-30T00:28:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/11/21/i-3-my-new-jersey-license-plate-ashtray/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/key-holder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>key holder</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/candy-dish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy dish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/change-dish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>change dish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bookmark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bookmark</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/coaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coaster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pen-holder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pen holder</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/plate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-16T04:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/11/17/mtvs-jersey-shore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sea-gull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea gull</image:title><image:caption>I offered this sea gull $20 to crap on a guido.  His response? "Heeelllll no!! I aint going near those dirty mother fuckers!!"  Smart bird.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-17T23:07:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/11/11/book-review-looking-for-america-on-the-new-jersey-turnpike/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/turnpike.gif</image:loc><image:title>turnpike</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-24T20:58:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/11/04/the-governors-race-a-post-mortem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/large_chris-christie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>large_chris-christie</image:title><image:caption>Governor-Elect Chris Christie proving he can count to three. Photo taken by David Gard for the Star Ledger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/large_chris-christie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>large_chris-christie</image:title><image:caption>Governor-Elect Chris Christie proving he can count to three.  Photo taken by David Gard for the Star Ledger.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-05T01:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/11/02/halloween-in-atlantic-city-sucks/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-03T02:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/10/27/my-endorsement-for-governor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chris-daggett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris daggett</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy www.myspace.com/daggettforgovernor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dagget1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dagget</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-27T23:31:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/10/26/even-australian-guys-in-germany-hate-new-jersey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/beers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beers</image:title><image:caption>The wombat-wanker's lucky I didn't throw this beer in his face.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-26T22:24:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/10/20/65/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dagget.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dagget</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy The Star Ledger</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/corzine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corzine</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy The Star Ledger</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/christie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christie</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy The Star Ledger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-06T15:06:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/10/17/jersey-lager/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dscn28854.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN2885</image:title><image:caption>Jersey Lager Ingredients: water, hops, barley, Jon Bon Jovi's sweat, yeast</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dscn28853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN2885</image:title><image:caption>Jersey Lager Ingredients: water, hops, barley, Jon Bon Jovi's sweat, yeast</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dscn28852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN2885</image:title><image:caption>Jersey Lager Ingredients: water, hops, barley, Jon Bon Jovi's sweat, yeast</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dscn28851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN2885</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dscn2885.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN2885</image:title><image:caption>Jersey Lager Ingredients: water, hops, barley, Jon Bon Jovi's sweat, yeast</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-18T00:17:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/10/11/the-grease-trucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dscn2905.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN2905</image:title><image:caption>My fellow Jews dancing around with a Torah at the Grease Trucks.  Something isn't quote kosher about this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dscn2908.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN2908</image:title><image:caption>The inside of a Fat Bitch.  Incidentally, fries, mozzarella sticks, and cheesesteaks can be found inside of most fat bitches.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dscn2898.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN2898</image:title><image:caption>The menu of a Grease Truck.  Note the absense of little red hearts indicating the health-friendly items.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-15T13:42:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/10/07/31/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-08T03:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/05/27/memorial-day-weekend-in-sea-isle-city/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-18T03:57:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/06/13/more-like-point-un-pleasant/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-08T02:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/05/24/15/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-27T17:07:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com/2009/05/11/first-entry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://armpitnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/new-jersey.png</image:loc><image:title>new-jersey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-05-11T15:05:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://armpitnj.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-05-02T14:04:25+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
