You Know You’ve Been Blogging about New Jersey Too Much When…
…a piece of meat starts looking like this stupid state:
Yes, this is a completely un-doctored photograph of a London broil almost somewhat resembling the shape of the Armpit of America. And no, I didn’t cut it too look like that – apparently it came that way right out of the package, according to my brother. My guess is that either someone at the meat department at Shop-Rite was having a little fun with his knife, or this piece of steak came from a Jersey cow. Get it? If not, read this.
Anyway, just like the real state, this New Jersey-shaped piece of meat looks like total crap swimming in more crap. However, once I pushed aside the sludge and got past the tough edges, the meat was delicious. And I’m sure you can all see where I’m going with this allegory…
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January 21, 2013 at 9:34 pm
Maybe it’s the camera, maybe it’s the lighting… but *damn* does that steak look like it’s sitting in a pool of undiluted blood.