Would You Vote Chris Christie for President?

Hard to believe, but people are already focusing on the 2012 presidential election, and there’s a lot of talk about whether New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will run or not.  Though he has stated repeatedly that he has no interest in running  for president—or on a treadmill—many people are trying to convince him to do so.  While he hasn’t done much for the Armpit of America, other than take away funding from public schools and scrap plans for a much-needed new train system, he is surprisingly better than the other potential Republican candidates thought to be running.  I mean, Newt Gingrich?  Donald Trump?  MICHELE BACHMANN???

"My first presidential appointee: Paula Deen as White House Executive Chef"

I, for one, would greatly fear a potential Christie presidency.  Just think about it.  He’d probably reverse all of the progress Michelle Obama has made in her crusade against childhood obesity.  And I’m sure he would replace her White House vegetable garden with a hot dog cart.  Then again, William Taft would finally receive redemption as he would no longer be the fattest president.

Another concern I have is his how the rest of the world would view this country under the leadership of a “President Christie.”  Sounds kinda wimpy doesn’t it?  The president of the most powerful nation in the world with such a girlie name?  Heck, even “President Hilary” sounds more threatening.  Can you imagine what Ahmadinejad and Gaddafi would do to a President Christie?  On the other hand, his unfortunate name may lead to a newfound understanding between us and North Korea. I hear Kim Jong Il is pretty sensitive about his feminine name – hence all the nuclear missile threats and stuff.

Still, should he run, I will not be voting for Chris Christie.   How about you?

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2 Comments on “Would You Vote Chris Christie for President?”

  1. You Know who Says:

    Hey, you used to be wider…..now you are so mean to big people!


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