Snooki Wrote a Book!
Snooki is many things to many people. She’s a reality show star and a YouTube star. She’s a lover and a fighter. She’s the guido lusting, gorilla humping, pickle sucking object of my obsession. And now Snooki is adding another hat to her wardrobe (aside from that stupid Stetson bejeweled with her name on it). You see, Snooki is now an author.
Joining the ranks of other reality show stars turned authors, like Kate Gosselin, Nicole Richie, and Jersey Shore castmate and former hookup Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino, Snooki is officially an author – a novelist to be more specific.
The book in question [the question being whether she really wrote it or not], is titled A Shore Thing. Get it? She became famous on “Jersey Shore” and then took a popular saying and substituted the word “sure” with the homonym of “shore”! Such a genius this girl is! Though this isn’t really Snooki’s first attempt at writing. Remember that letter she wrote to Sammi telling her that Ronnie was cheating on her? Well going by that, we can expect plenty of grammatical errors that even a third grader wouldn’t make.
So what is this book about?
Here’s the description from Amazon:
Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn’t be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.
Hmm…could this pint-sized, outspoken Gia character be based on Ms. Snooki herself? Whatever the case may be, A Shore Thing is
shore sure to join the canon of beloved American Literature. So watch out, Hemingway, Faulkner, Fitzgerald, and Steinbeck – it won’t be long before Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi joins your ranks.
In all seriousness, though, I’m actually looking forward to reading this. The book will be released in January, and I can’t imagine a better way to get through the long, cold winter in the Armpit of America than by reading a fun tale of love and romance on the Jersey Shore.
And about Snooki’s writing abilities? I think it’s safe to assume she employed the use of a ghost writer – a concept which I’m sure had to be explained to her several times. Either way, I can’t wait to read A Shore Thing. Of course, you can expect a full review on this here blog. And maybe even an interview with Snooki herself!