After my post where I determined what the cast of Jersey Shore would look like in 20 years, I thought I’d have some fun with the Armpit of America’s other favorite trashy reality stars. And while some of the Real Housewives may already seem like beasts (Teresa), I wanted to share the real animals that these bitches remind me of. So here we go.
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Teresa Guidice: The Toad
That wrinkly, brown skin. The giant wide-set eyes and even wider mouth. The endless loud croaking. A tendency to eat flies, worms and other crawly things. Teresa sure has a lot in common with the common toad.
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